- Weird.... - Thursday, July 06, 2006 so OK...when you have an older sibling and have their credit card...embarassment will inevitibly follow. So let's say hypothetically you are eating sushi at your favorite Japanese place. Your waitress is either 14 or 24. You are debating whether she's really young or really old. One of your best friends (who has a billion credit cards including her older sisters') pays for the check using her sisters' old credit card. Well the girl, thinks your friend Kimie is actually her older sister Ashley. This is where the fun begins. The waitress says "Oh i remember you, I had art with you"...and all this. kimie..thinking this girl is 12 says "oh really? I blocked most of high school out." Kimie, being the mother she is asks in her best "mom tone" if the girl still goes to Daniel who replies with a "god, no!" and then proceeds to tell us what she's doing with her life while kimie acts as though this girl is twelve. confusion and more confusion. After the waitress walks away, Kimie says "well weird...if she had made all that up I never would have known." We were both confused so I asked the girl before we left what year she graduated. This is the moment I get diarreha of the mouth and say "Hey! my brother graduated in 2002!-remember him? Brian, with the unibrow, he was a nerd? Although, he doesnt have a uni-brow now b/c I plucked it." and so forth. So then I ask her who her brother was...who she said went to Daniel also. After learning his name we also learned we went to school with him I was like "Hey! we went to school with him!" We all exchange some odd looks which cause Kimie and I to leave in embarassment...more so her because she's the 24 year old hanging out with a socially retarded 18 year old charity case. I couldn't have laughed harder...and I still laugh.

posted by Stephanie @ 7:38 PM 0 Comments: Post a Comment << Home