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- Ya don't ask! -
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Friday, January 20, 2006
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This blog is dedicated to all my friends. I realized hearing story after story that men are scum and, well they aren't suave. Take for instance one of my friends, we'll call her *Beatrice. Beatrice and I, coincedentally enough have dated the same guy. Not at the same time ar anything like that. I dated him about a year before she did. This guy, we'll call *Mark. Mark was...a character. He though he was God's gift to women (several at the same time I found out). Well, Beatrice quickly learned her lesson. This guy actually asked her if they could "make sweet whoopie" When she first told me this I was in pure shock "make sweet whoopie?" seriously? After the initial shock I could do nothing but...laugh. And I still laugh histerically even now. After asking her 4 times if she was being serious, I began to believe he really said this trying to be sexy. Ok, well...1.) Beatrice doesn't do that...2.) Even if she was on the fence, I doubt, as appealing as his invitation sounded, that would persuade her anyway. He also thought that randomly biting her would be hot...he had braces. Also, for every time he asked her to make "sweet whoopie" (yes, i'm afraid more than once) he wanted to in the "king tut position" I ask again...seriously? what does this mean? Am I just naive and I don't know what this is? Or is it possible that this term was used around the time "making whoopie" was?
Having a heart may not always come in handy. Take my other friend...*Jessica. Jessica pitied this poor loser who didn't have a prom date, we'll call him *Floyd. She ended up having to go on a date with him...although in her mind it wasn't a date. Now this is the guy that's overly nice and thinks he's romantic. He invited himself in her house, asked to see her room, she said no, but he went in her room anyway, jumped on the bed and patted it...*insert nervous laughter* Poor Jessica finally rounded him in the living room where he wanted to watch a movie...there was no getting rid of this guy. He then proceded to try to hold her hand and smell her ear, then asked "Is this Ok?" Ok, now that's 2 guys that have asked really stupid questions. If you have to ask, it already ISN'T going to happen. Needless to say she was thoroughly disgusted, jumped off the couch shouting we're just friends. Also, prom night he asked her if she was ok? because he could tell when she was happy by the "sparkle in her eyes." Ew.
I'll add more to this blog when I can think of it. I was tired of writing the same blog about myself.
*Names have been changed to protect the nasty and the violated.
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